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| Friday, 13-Jul-2007 01:32 |
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Farmer Brown goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
The cocky young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says, "Ok, old fella, time to retire."
The old rooster says, "You can't handle all these chickens. Look at what it did to me!"
The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this old man. It's time for the old to step aside and the young to take over -- so take a hike!"
The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon, just let me have those two old hens over there in the corner. I won't bother you."
The young rooster snarls, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!"
The old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster, "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race around the farmhouse with you. Whoever wins the race gets full domain over the chicken coop."
The young rooster smiles, "You know I'm going to beat you, old man. So just to be fair, I'm even going to give you a head start."
The two roosters line up in back of the farm house. A hen clucks "Go!" and the old rooster takes off running.
About 5 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farm house and the young rooster is only inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
Farmer Brown, sitting on the porch, hearing the commotion, looks up and sees what's going on. Quickly, he grabs his shotgun and BOOM! The young rooster is blown to smithereens!
Farmer Brown sadly shakes his head in disgust: "Damnit! That makes the third gay rooster I bought this week."
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| Friday, 13-Jul-2007 01:32 |
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Point Of View
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Farmer Brown goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
The cocky young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says, "Ok, old fella, time to retire."
The old rooster says, "You can't handle all these chickens. Look at what it did to me!"
The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this old man. It's time for the old to step aside and the young to take over -- so take a hike!"
The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon, just let me have those two old hens over there in the corner. I won't bother you."
The young rooster snarls, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!"
The old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster, "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race around the farmhouse with you. Whoever wins the race gets full domain over the chicken coop."
The young rooster smiles, "You know I'm going to beat you, old man. So just to be fair, I'm even going to give you a head start."
The two roosters line up in back of the farm house. A hen clucks "Go!" and the old rooster takes off running.
About 5 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farm house and the young rooster is only inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
Farmer Brown, sitting on the porch, hearing the commotion, looks up and sees what's going on. Quickly, he grabs his shotgun and BOOM! The young rooster is blown to smithereens!
Farmer Brown sadly shakes his head in disgust: "Damnit! That makes the third gay rooster I bought this week."
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| Thursday, 7-Apr-2005 00:00 |
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Kenong 2-4 April 2005
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| Monday, 7-Mar-2005 00:00 |
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Cacamarba
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Itinerary perhentian
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Map ke umah aku
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Hasil seni aku yg terbaru..
huhuhuhuhu
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| Thursday, 27-Jan-2005 00:00 |
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Kad Kawin Anas n Batman
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Batman N Anas ..di satukan
Alhamdulillah,
Perjuangan baru kamu telah bermula,
Bersama....
Merentas onak duri ,
Mengharung tsunami kehidupan,
Merempuh ombak harapan,
Menongkah arus susah senang,
Menjalankan kewajiban...
Semoga..
Bahagia hingga ke akhir nyawa,
Murah rezeki dunia,
Mahal rezeki bala,
Hidup dibawah lembayung NYA...
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| Thursday, 13-Jan-2005 00:00 |
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| Wednesday, 12-Jan-2005 00:00 |
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Sanding kat perak..jauh beza nye kan..heh
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perjuangan baru bermula...
jatuh bangun satu perkara biasa
mengahrung detik kehidupan
merentas segala pancaroba
mengisar segala macam ramuan kehidupan
menyulam masam-manis berpasangan....
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| Monday, 10-Jan-2005 00:00 |
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Gambar waktu kawin2 di Johor
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Gambar yang berkenaan..sila save yang mana berkenan ek..heheh
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| Wednesday, 5-Jan-2005 00:00 |
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Kad kawin nye
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ni kad kawin kat sg siput ootaraaaaaaaaaaaaa perakkkkkkk
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| Friday, 10-Dec-2004 00:00 |
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Geng MTU kat Bukit Tinggi 2004
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